| Me: | Wow this is dry. Why do neoinstitutionalists hate happiness so much? Oh hmmm I don't know this word. Should I look it up on the Internet?
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| Internet: | come to meeeeeeee
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| Me: | but you're full of temptation and I have 45 more pages to go
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| Internet: | but I have many wondrous facts in my sites as well! Just think of how much more complex your understanding of the concept would be if you knew what that word meant!
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| Me: | well... I guess you're right. Let me just click on the browser
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| Internet: | Michael Fassbender! Tom sitting like a whore! THE CUMBERBATCH. WITTY COMMENTARY ON GENDER ROLES
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| Me: | nooooo MUST DODGE OBSTACLES. Jump over the Onion article. Swerve past the kitten .gif. Backflip off the vlogbrothers vid and yes, YES I can see dictionary.com at the end of the tumblr!
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| Internet: | SUDDENLY MITT ROMNEY SHOOTING HIMSELF IN THE FOOT
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| Me: | noooooooOOOOOOOOO
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| Internet: | concentration failed. Press enter to begin level again. |